Hooray for Features!

Proposed Check Designs: All the available designs you can get on your checks are really terrible. Here's my proposal for a few more interesting ones.

In Which Jason Tries to Get a Straight Answer from the Illinois Department of Motor Vehicles: What's stored in the machine-readable patch on the back of Illinois drivers licenses?

Arthur C. Clarke's Future-Predicting Report Card: A quick rundown of some predictions made in 1966 about the year 2001. He did surprisingly well.

Speical Laser Little Spirit: Some thoughts on the packaging of a little freebie promotional item I got at work.

The Interplanetary Jack Chick Chain Yank: This has to be one of the cruelest things I've ever done. It's an extended email prank on some fundies.

Luke Theriault's Petition: My overreaction to one Star Wars fan's overreaction to other Star Wars fans' overreactions.

More coming soon, as always.